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I'm an aspiring writer who spends his time attending ASU, cleaning movie theaters as a low-payed broom-monkey, haunting thrift stores,and trying in vain to find the meaning of life. I'm a huge music freak; I love going to shows, getting records, and hope to use my edu-ma-cation to score some gigs as a music journalist (Lester Bangs, watch your back). My fave groups/artists are: My Bloody Valentine, The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, The Cure, The Pixies, Cocteau Twins, Serge Gainsbourg, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Rolling Stones, The Smiths, Brainiac, Prince, Massive Attack... and many others. I'm also an avid reader. Other fun facts: luv biking/swimm ing/walking; I am the proud owner of Leprechaun, my green 2002 Ford Focus (with a panda on the dashboard); I have four tattooes (soon to add 5); I love making funny faces at kids; roleplaying is cool (both in the geek and kink contexts); Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Lebowski, Secretary, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Wild At Heart... some of my flicks; Mentos doesn't make you fresh, it makes you break the law (watch those old ads, they always do crazy illegal shiznit); one of my life ambitions is to get a Jackalope; the occult fascinates me, despite my skeptic tendencies; gentlemen prefer blondes, but scoundrels ask for brunettes (I'll take the latter, merci beaucoup); I'm French and proud of it (however, unlike my kin, I wash every day and I hate Jerry Lewis); I have an ingrown toe-nail (and it hurts); and I love writing LONG short essays (it gives me something to do as insomnia twists my insides around).

Someone with a frisky and ticklish funny bone, who has an ear for interesting conversation, blessed with a quirky sense of style and wit, countercultural airs and graces, bookworm tendencies, rock'n'roll spirit, someone who embodies a quote by Andre Breton that sums up my view of What-Is-Go od-In-Life in a nutshell: "Beauty shall be convulsive or not at all".