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I am a 44 yr.old man and my body is my temple. Unfortunately it has been condemed by the board of health.This occured when i went in for a full body make over and they gave me this rental and then sold my body to Arnold (and he never came back) and my face to Brad Pitt and they took my 6 pack and left me with a kegg. What luck hey! I just want to meet someone as a friend as see what happens with no promisses or expectations so ask what u will of me and i will answer but u may not like all my answers cos im not about to lie to you cos i wouldnt remember the lie in the firstplace and secondly its not my style so if i havent put u off then please drop me a line.

female would be a good start! Ok here goes someone wih a pulse and the ability to think, blondes are welcome just the same i dont descriminate. A sence of hunor is a must and she must understand that men and women are different and that they behave differently and see things duferently as in if u hold up a 20cent piece what do u see ? If u see heads the the person opposite you see`s tails therefor different but similar views and no one wins . Wow that hurt my poor brain to remember that one. Hey im not that smart to come up with it for myself hun!