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I am very cool and I think that I can fly. I am pretty sure the voices in my head are real and I am going to follow the advice that they gave me to build the next great invention. The CHIN TRAY 3001. This superb device will catch all dripping food from falling on your shirt and will save you great embarrasment at coctail parties and on first dates. It will be ready for purchase on October 28th 2006. Look for it at wal-mart. Also, I enjoy laying on the couch and watching Jim Carey movies until I laugh so hard that Beer squirts from my nose. In all seriousness.

I just want to meet a fun girl. really... please...pleee eaaaaassssee.. Just one nice girl.. Oh... BTW... The average height of an adult male is 5'9".Add to that fact that only 10% of the population is what is considered to be attractive. Plus only about 1/100th of those people are single. That means that if you want a guy who is taller than the average guy you are narrowing your scope of available, intelligent, attractive, single men. I wish you the best of luck. I swear I am not bitter about being short... (I blame you mom and dad!! ) lol