AUSTIN

Wow, that intro was a little lame. Just pretend I didn't type that or just assume that it's there for comedic entertainment because I can't think of any sort of motto that I live by so I guess I'll just start with my physical stats. I'm 19 years old, black, 5'10", 185 lbs., my hair is cool, and I have hazel eyes (or something like that, I don't really know, they change color in the light. All you need to know is that they're not normal). I'm a student at The Art Institute of California - San Diego where I'm studying Animation. I'm a skateboarder of about seven years. I love books, television, video games, and of course, cartoons. In other words, I'm a nerd, albeit a relatively good looking one. Hopefully this is enough to get a very general idea of me. Now I'd like to delve into the details of my persona. I suppose I would best described as a thinker. I mostly spend my time pondering over why things are and living in my imaginary world. Wait a minute, let me make that sound less stupid and lame. That is to say that my interest from all facets of metaphysics (epistemology, cosmology and ontology.), you know, basically crap that ain't real and therefore have no consequence on reality. What am I talking about, I sound like a goddamned nerd! What I'm trying to say is that many people seem to think that I'm smart or something. Moving on. Well, it should be obvious by now that I have terrible sense of humor that's just, just absolutely awful

My ideal match, huh? Hmmm, I'd say a tall skinny girl, with huge knockers and a firm, round behind. Personality? What the hell does that have to do with anything?! Okay, okay, I'm just kidding. I don't want to set a bad precedent here, although it may be to late for that. If you've read past the first few sentences, well then I love you and await your email so we can begin our new beautiful and fulfilling life together. The only thing that I want out of a potential partner is a mind that is not completely atrophied from little use. Of course I'd prefer that you are as gorgeous on the outside as you are on the inside, but come on, we all know that doesn't exist. I've seen Shallow Hal. No really, appearances are not what I'm looking for. I sincerely am looking for woman with whom I can relate and imagine joyful relationship. There is no real criteria that I need you to meet, but it would nice if you are a musician. Maybe you could teach me to play one of my guitars. I've got an acoustic, an electric, and a bass that I stare at all day because whenever I pick one up to try to learn, I quit after five minutes and cry. I usually cry after a failure...I cry a lot. So if you think there can be something between us or even if just find me interesting, please drop me a line. I have no friends! Talk to me! I need you! Just kidding - no I'm not. Just kidding - no I'm not.