BWM51

I am extremely intelligent, wittily hilarious, and under-average in the looks department. What means the most to you? I adore my job, I have returned to college for my degree, and have recently gotten divorced. I believe in God, America, and the value of doing it right the first time (except the whole marriage thing). I am a cuddler and believe that any contact with a woman, even the slightest touch or caress is a gift from heaven. I love kids, but have none of my own. I am a major history buff and can do most math problems in my head. While I tend to be on the geekish side, I do love football, billiards, poker and most sports (thankfully Soccer is NOT a sport!). I don't believe in lying (except to spare feelings), and am so honest I will return pennies if given too much change. I detest cheaters and those that try to coast through life without helping the less fortunate. I have defined senses of honesty and decency. My personal honor means quite a bit to me, and I am extremely dependable. My sense of humor can go from the slightest look to slapstick to outright bawdy and morbid. Nothing scares me more than not being able to share myself with my mate (except maybe the whole Michael Jackson thing). I am even tempered and housebroken. Try me, you'll want me for everyday use!

My ideal match is someone who knows herself, doesn't act like a starlet, and enjoys the company of her partner, no matter the situation. She should know what she wants and not be afraid to ask for it, or just get it herself. She should be a cuddler who pampers as much as she gets pampered. She doesn't need to be beautiful, but should know how to use what she has to look good. Most of all, she needs to like and respect me as I will her.