MANLOVERMAN

My loved ones come first in my life (including my spoiled dog). I enjoy the simple things in life (such as drive-in movies, pizza and beer, and reading trashy novels). I work hard and enjoy what I do to earn my bit of the American Dream (which includes a lot of bills). I easily resist getting worked up over petty situations (such as botched food orders, slow service, and the price of gasoline). How do I easily resist getting worked up over petty situations? I picture myself at the end of my life (on my deathbed perhaps) and I say to myself, "Will this matter in the end?" The answer is always, "NO!" My pet peeves: abusive people (especially monsters who hurt children and animals), inconsiderate people, people who don't bathe or brush their teeth, and people who insist on blaming others for the consequences of their words and actions (when the consequences aren't in their favor, of course). I'm a staunch film buff through and through: I relish all genres and eras of film (even some television movies) in their original untampered-with formats. I absolutely adore cheesy movies (the unintentionally funny movies). I even collect cheesy movies on DVD (I love “Exorcist II: The Heretic”). Well, that about wraps it up concerning me. Tell me about yourself, Mr. Sassy Pants.

My ideal match is extremely comfortable with his own mind, body, and soul. If you're sassy, that's a big plus.