PUTTYHEAD

I'm more normal than anyone i know. Which of course means that if no one else is as normal as i, then i must be weird. Ah yes, so it is so. Bummer. Well, i was that loner geek doofus in high school who's still athletic and can outrun any of the high school jocks who are now overweight and selling insurance.

Cute, smart, athletic. All else negotiable. I mean really, how would i know who you are? I've never met you. I'm just hoping that my heart will hiccup the first second i see you.