THEPORCELAINKITTEN

How about i just spout some random facts? I'm italian and i speak the language (not very well, though). My hair used to be wicked long, but i cut off 12 inches and donated it to locks of love. I love wine and have every intention of becoming a wino. I love sitting in crappy diners, drinking crappy coffee, having a smoke, and facilitating some lively conversation. I named my car "the cap'n".... And i don't know why. I love mice and rats and i usually can't stand people who are afraid of them. I have two mice, phyllis and priscilla, whom i love dearly. I rarely capitalize things (if you hadn't noticed). Cleaning and organizing are what helps preserve my mental health so i do them often. My wit often disguises how truly sensitive i am. Within my group of friends... I am often the voice of reason. Most of my friends happen to be gay men. I'm not sure if this is due to the fact that i go to an artsy school or if i really am a magnet for them. My sense of humor is goofy, sarcastic, off-the-wall, dry, and at times perverse. I once saved a turtle from being run over by a car. I make people uncomfortable by talking about equal rights and activism. I wish i could have a cat in my dorm room. I have to touch everything. Hugs are like crack to me. I am always strangely drawn to bodies of water. I paint my nails often. I smoke more than i'd like to. I can't stand to be in an undecorated room. I scratch, i bite, i leave marks. But if you're good, i'll kiss them all better.

You have read this entire page without once cringing. You make up words when necessary/ applicable. Or you use words such as "whilst" and "mayhaps". You want an excuse to dance. You have big brown eyes which you know i couldn't resist. You have a pulse. You're liberal. You have a distaste for country music. You think i'm rad. You're a bad influence with a good heart. You're not a total creeper.