TRAHERN

I'm a lazy, selfish, good-for-nothing pervert... with a sense of humour. I spend too much time in front of the computer and I should probably start dating again. I had to start wearing glasses last year and I just turned 30, dammit. I read. I write, mostly on the internet. I also try to write music whenever inspiration strikes. I like sci-fi, vampires, photography; going to the movies and buying their soundtracks on CD. I prefer webcomics to paper ones. I don't smoke. I don't dance. I can be dragged to a concert with little fuss. I drink red wine, or occasionally a can of beer for that specific level of buzz. Vodka is the only spirit I can stand and I make my white russians with milk, not cream. I only ever drink alone to drown my writer's block. What else... I suffer from bouts of sarcasm. I visit Suicide Girls once a day, despite the fact that I think there's too many of them, now. I have a broader lesbian incest fetish than the average guy. I am not a bloke or lad. I call football football, despite whatever's left of my American accent. If you see a guy rollerblading around town, maybe wearing an offensive T-shirt, it's almost definitely me.

This'll go quicker if I put it this way: lying underage slut-whores need not apply. Besides that... I might be old-fashioned enough to prefer my own ethnic group; otherwise, I say give it a try and see what happens.