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I'm a charismatic, eccentric, romantic, artistic, fashion conscious, intelligent, , honest, utilitarian, witty person. That said I'm probably not healthy for you. I'm like a delicious desert that when you look at it, it says heart attack all over it. Please do not try to eat me as I am not edible. I am also not a fruit snack.

Honestly I am looking for a woman that has breasts larger than her stomach. Other than that there are plenty of variables that are not necessities but major positives. I like a girl who plays video games, is intelligent, cute, sexual, have style, nice hair, cute face, and be able to give a good conversation. If you don't fit the criteria that is fine. Also I apologize ahead of time for being straight forward with this, a person told me I should keep these things to myself because it will alienate people. I just don't want to keep a girl wondering if I am interested as it is a waste of time.