LEAANDERSON

Can anyone tell me what the rules are in this crazy world of ours? I am so tired of trying to figure them out. Yes I want to date a nice considerate woman. Yes I want her to understand that we are in this together, Rome was not built in a day and therefore no relationship can be built in a day either. Yes I want her to drive me wild in bed, be kinky and love sex. Yes I want her to be between the ages of 38 and 50. Is that not a reasonable thing to ask for people to read and understand your limits? Yes I am a BBW, not that I roll down the street but I am not a skinnly rail either. No I don’t want to meet anyone who smokes because it gets in the clothes and who wants to kiss an ashtray. Not me. And no I don't want to meet anyone from a foreign country, yes you must be a human. So the question is "Can anyone tell me the rules for meeting a woman with all of the attributes that I stated above?" Just what are the rules, does anyone really know?