SAMDIXSON

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.

Female, 3'2" to 8'9", 85 lbs - 390 Kgs. 18 -80 years old. MUST BE ABLE TO BOIL WATER WITHOUT BURNING IT!!! I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A WIFE!! I Have had 3 of them. But I am looking for really good friends!