SYRENSTAR

Meeting decent people where I am located is becoming a nightmare. All of the men seem to prefer each other! I used to manage a pet supply store/grooming salon, but there was a mutiny and I had to throw in the towel. Now I work for an internet services company and I get to use my brain a lot more. I have a college diploma in theatre performance studies. I love the water, my dogs and nighttime and I'm very passionate(...) I'm all about learning, and having adventures.

I swear to god, if anyone uses the phrase "LOL" with me in their query, not only will I not respond, I will actually hunt you down and beat you up. I hate it more than words can say...and by the way? I'm a bit of a cynic. Trust and loyalty are essential to me - be there fully or don't waste my time. Finally, I just got out of a five month relationship with someone and if it has taught me one thing, it is this: I know exactly what I am looking for in a mate and I absolutely do not have the time or patience to mess around if he does not possess at least some of these qualities. He needs to be strange. Like, as close to having piercings/ta ttoos/genius iq/dance in the rain/shouting out poems on streetcorners /bodypainting me/jump onstage/up till dawn/against the wall/rock'n'roll meets enchanted forest/no one gets this guy but me/ artistically and intrinsicly strange. He needs to be funny. Consistently. Like, weird, dark, make me laugh till I choke, sarcastically and phenomenally funny. Not "I watch the Simpsons and quote it" funny. Our own brand of funny, funny. And he needs to be willing to stick it out. No more of this "I need to find myself / sow my wild oats" bullscheisa. You can be a little kid with me, but treat our relationship like an adult one. First date? Maybe we can just lie upside down on a hill and talk about stuff - it's cheap entertainment, and just as gratifying.