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January 28, 2005
Nice Guys Finish Last
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Besides being the title of a catchy 90’s pop song, the phrase “nice guys finish last” is invariably proven on a regular basis by jerks like me. You may not know me, but I’m sure you know someone like me- loud, aggressive, and wholly unfit to hold a relationship. However, I still seem to get my fair share of attention from the ladies, and you are left scratching your head in bewilderment. Don’t worry you nice guys, it really isn’t your fault.
Back in the day, and I’m talking when we humans were hunter gatherers hunting wooly mammoths, relationships were a lot like what you’d see on Animal Planet. If two of us males were out hunting, and we came across a beautiful woman, whoever got her first would sling her over his shoulder and lumber off into the sunset, even if it meant beating you in the head with my club. Once I had impressed them with my ability to protect them, I had immediately sealed the deal.
Ok, so you don’t live in a cave (Unless you live in the basement) but you can still learn a valuable lesson here. People, not just women are attracted to power, and to status. While you may lack bulging biceps, you might still have a stunning intellect, or a fat trust fund. Every person has a unique angle they can use to show that they are capable of being the provider for a woman, so make sure you play to your individual strengths. Also, remember we are talking long term strengths here, so don’t go bragging about how much you can bench press. No one cares, trust me. What you should do, is tell her you are planning to be the best bodybuilder in the world, or whatever line you can come up with.
I am living proof that you really don’t need money, good looks, or much else to successfully meet women. What I am very good at, and I do mean talented and super skilled, is being able to convey a message clearly. (Ok, my car and what not don’t hurt, but I keep that on the DL as much as possible). Be like the ape on Animal Planet, beat your chest and show off what you got, because if you don’t every other ape in the jungle is going to anyways so get in the game.
From:dankoleary.squarespace.com
Posted by LC at January 28, 2005 02:46 PM
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